Ride to Hell: Retribution

Our analysis

Mack calls Ride to Hell: Retribution awful in every sense, citing a disjointed story, bad voice acting, poor graphics, terrible controls and a shameful post-rescue sex scene; he finds nothing positive about it and gives it a thumb down.

Our analysis

Catastrophically broken across all systems — texture loading failures, awful physics, broken combat, nonsensical story.

Our analysis

A near-unplayable disaster and one of the worst games ever played. Floaty, skating-rink driving paired with QTE-laden races, two-button melee, bullet-sponge enemies, and idiotic AI make the combat and racing equally miserable. The story is incoherent, the voice acting and sound design are abysmal, and the infamous reward-sex scenes are tone-deaf and disgusting. Functional but soul-crushing, padded far longer than it should be.